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Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices such as EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.
... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories. And yes, this is the official continuation of the original Trollpasta Wiki.
For further questions about trollpastas, creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!
"I beg you not to dismiss me as insane for saying that. In fact, I implore you to read on if you did. This is not a "theory", this is a warning. A warning for the entire human race to heed."
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"My craving for disastrous content got greater and greater. I couldn't control my craving, for it was the only thing that would satisfy any part of me. My days were basically staying home to browse the web for gore and illegal content 'til the early morning."
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"Have you ever met someone you knew you were going to hate from the very first sentence you heard uttered from their slimy, disgusting vocal chords? That person was a vendor at a local retro game convention I had my first of many encounters with."
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"That... THING that killed her is out there, waiting for me. It has long, lanky arms that hang to its knees, while its claw like nails scrap the floor as it walks... Its dark face had no mouth or nose, only large, beady eyes that glare at you, and stare into your soul."
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It was a sunny afternoon in the June of 2010.
Anyways, my dad used to work at Playhouse Disney (now Disney Junior, the American house for the Bluey TV series), in mid-June 2010, my dad got a new Dell Inspiron computer with Windows 7 preinstalled on the system.
So later, my dad forced me to use his 2009 Acer computer he used in late-2009, and said that I can play with it, and I decided to play some Roblox.
A few days later, my dad came with a disc, with the initials: "MMC", I thought it was a upcoming game at the time, called Minecraft, and my dad begged to destroy it.
I waited until 11:00 PM as my dad is about to sleep, and I inserted the disc into the Acer computer, and a file popped up, it was a .mp4 file actually, it was called: "MickeyLostEpisode", and I clicked on the file.
Then, Windows Media Player popped up, and it was playing previews of various movies, TV shows and games, later, the Micky Mouse Clubhouse was playing, but something seems very off.
Mickey didn't look like your regular Mickey from the show, he looked like a Low-Poly CGI model, with his buttons of his pants and face (except for his "nose") was missing, while all the characters (except Mickey) was gone, I brushed it off as a animation error.
After the intro, the title card came up, the episode was called: "Revenge!", and the object featured in the title card was a machete, when the title card disappeared, the episode was now playing.
It started with Mickey, sitting at the corner of the living room, angry, he said: "Man! I'm sick and tired of Donald Duck being not here! I'm gonna destroy the entire place!", and Toodles came up, and the objects were a machete, a dead rat, an box of lighters and the worse of all, a medium nuke.
After that little piece of education, Mickey began destroying the kitchen, while Minnie came out of nowhere, and saw Mickey destroying the cookie jar.
Minnie said: "What the...". Before she has a chance to say anything, Mickey pounces into her, he then began to rip Minnie's skin off, while Minnie screamed and after he was done ripping her skin off, he began to eat it. I was shocked to see that. He then ripped Minnie's head off and threw it and her headless body away. (Read more...)
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Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?
Hosting 14,619 pastas since July 2011
Category List
Clichés List
Do's and Don'ts
POTM Archive
Editing 101
Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.
... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.
For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!
"I beg you not to dismiss me as insane for saying that. In fact, I implore you to read on if you did. This is not a "theory", this is a warning. A warning for the entire human race to heed."
|
"My craving for disastrous content got greater and greater. I couldn't control my craving, for it was the only thing that would satisfy any part of me. My days were basically staying home to browse the web for gore and illegal content 'til the early morning."
|
"Have you ever met someone you knew you were going to hate from the very first sentence you heard uttered from their slimy, disgusting vocal chords? That person was a vendor at a local retro game convention I had my first of many encounters with."
|
"That... THING that killed her is out there, waiting for me. It has long, lanky arms that hang to its knees, while its claw like nails scrap the floor as it walks... Its dark face had no mouth or nose, only large, beady eyes that glare at you, and stare into your soul."
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It was a sunny afternoon in the June of 2010.
Anyways, my dad used to work at Playhouse Disney (now Disney Junior, the American house for the Bluey TV series), in mid-June 2010, my dad got a new Dell Inspiron computer with Windows 7 preinstalled on the system.
So later, my dad forced me to use his 2009 Acer computer he used in late-2009, and said that I can play with it, and I decided to play some Roblox.
A few days later, my dad came with a disc, with the initials: "MMC", I thought it was a upcoming game at the time, called Minecraft, and my dad begged to destroy it.
I waited until 11:00 PM as my dad is about to sleep, and I inserted the disc into the Acer computer, and a file popped up, it was a .mp4 file actually, it was called: "MickeyLostEpisode", and I clicked on the file.
Then, Windows Media Player popped up, and it was playing previews of various movies, TV shows and games, later, the Micky Mouse Clubhouse was playing, but something seems very off.
Mickey didn't look like your regular Mickey from the show, he looked like a Low-Poly CGI model, with his buttons of his pants and face (except for his "nose") was missing, while all the characters (except Mickey) was gone, I brushed it off as a animation error.
After the intro, the title card came up, the episode was called: "Revenge!", and the object featured in the title card was a machete, when the title card disappeared, the episode was now playing.
It started with Mickey, sitting at the corner of the living room, angry, he said: "Man! I'm sick and tired of Donald Duck being not here! I'm gonna destroy the entire place!", and Toodles came up, and the objects were a machete, a dead rat, an box of lighters and the worse of all, a medium nuke.
After that little piece of education, Mickey began destroying the kitchen, while Minnie came out of nowhere, and saw Mickey destroying the cookie jar.
Minnie said: "What the...". Before she has a chance to say anything, Mickey pounces into her, he then began to rip Minnie's skin off, while Minnie screamed and after he was done ripping her skin off, he began to eat it. I was shocked to see that. He then ripped Minnie's head off and threw it and her headless body away. (Read more...)
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