Getting Murdered In Antarctica

Ever wondered... what it would be like to get murdered in... Antarctica? Well I don't lol

But my friend did

His name was Hogarth Benjamin, and recently he had moved to Antarctica after going through a mid-life crisis. He knew he was going to face some hurdles while living their, so he decided to bring a book with him titled "How to Overcome Hurdles while living in Antarctica... Nobody will buy this fucking book". By Niko Bellic After arriving in Antarctica, Hogarth began to read the book, and decided to build an igloo(as instructed in the book) but then he undecided to build the igloo. So what did he do? Oh yeah, He had decided to build a House made out of Bricks. After that, Hogarth decided to go hunt for wildlife(as instructed in the book) He killed a polar bear with his ak-48 and ripped out it's organs and took them home with him to Cook and eat... Hogarth got sick. THE END.

Oh, You're probably wondering how Hogarth Benjamin Got killed, right? WELL THIS IS HOW!!!

As Hogarth was sleeping in his House, He heard some giant footsteps... "What in the hell is that?" He said.

"RARRRRRRRRRR!". "HOLY SHIT, IT'S A POLAR BEAR!". Exclaimed Hogarth.

"I gotta call 911!" ring ring "Hello, This is the Polar Express Police Department, what's your emergency?"

"Yeah, uh, hi THERE IS A FUCKING BEAR AT MY DOOR!" Screamed Hogarth

"A Bear? Now why would there be a polar bear at your door?" Exclaimed the operator.

"... WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?" Yelled Hogarth.

"Because Hogarth... There are no polar bears in Anarctica".

The mysterious monster would then burst into Hogarth's house Killing him instantly.

THE END.

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