I Doubt You Want to Hear: Difference between revisions
imported>Mmpratt99 deviantart (Adding categories) |
imported>Mmpratt99 deviantart (Adding categories) |
||
Line 87: | Line 87: | ||
[[Category:Retards Attempting Poetry]] |
[[Category:Retards Attempting Poetry]] |
||
[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] |
[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] |
||
[[Category:Deletion Log Refugees]] |
Revision as of 06:33, 7 April 2014
I doubt you want to hear about
The Tome I found in my attic
How I read a few words, and
Now my dog’s acting erratic.
I doubt you want to hear about
The strange noises under my bed.
How a hand taps at my window,
All gooey and bloody red.
I doubt you want to hear about
The giant ants raiding my fridge.
How they stole most my food
And ate my parakeet Midge.
I doubt you want to hear about
A visiting cat with a fiery tail.
How it set fire to my room
And drop down blazing hail.
I doubt you want to hear about
The red eyes glowing in my closet.
How blue mice with green tails
Stole my gold coins and locket.
I doubt you want to hear about
The monsters infesting my sock drawers.
How they track mud and dirt
All over my nice clean floors.
I doubt you want to hear about
The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain.
How she threatens to turn me
Inside out and steal away my brain.
I doubt you want to hear about
The latest predicament I’m in,
Involving a tall, faceless guy
And a kid with a grin.
You think the things I willingly tell
Are so very phony,
Unlike your favorite show
Which is My Little Pony.
----------------------------------------------------------
Written by Mmpratt99 deviantart