I Saw SpongeBob

Hey. It's Drake again. When the Red Water credits rolled, I fell asleep. This was my nightmare.

TUTUTUTU TUTUU.

SpongeBob kept playing this flute nose over and over again.

Then the title card came up:

Untitled 13

I was in the room with the tapes again.

Instead of a horror lost episode, it was just a couple of frames.

It was the mosquito noise, with SpongeBob just staring at you, his eyes flickering from normal to red.

Then after about 5 minutes of that, I nearly jumped out of my skin.

NICKELODEON COMPETITON: SpongeBob Killer WATCH. CALL 911 OR 999 OR 5-678-901-2477

My phone hovered above my face and started dialling itself.

The phone said "BYE" and then shut off.

The chair strapped my hands down and wouldn't let go.

A yellow watch strapped itself to my hand.

The chair let go.

I tried to pull the watch off for an hour. After that...

SLING!

The watch had blades which had just cut into my wrist.

AUGH!!!

I screamed.

I ripped the buckle off.

I looked back at the TV. SpongeBob's face turned angry. It's face came torward the screen.

Closer and closer, up to the point where his cheeks were pressing against the screen.

The TV shut off.

The lights turned off.

My kidney was gone.

I thought I was going to die until...

DRAKE! GET YOUR ASS HOME! Nick Studios CLOSED TWO HOURS AGO!

Phew.

It was all a dream. But the strange thing was, I had a scar that went all around my left wrist, and another one on where my kidney is.

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Originally uploaded in 2011

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