Italy Tomato Sauce
What is Italy but simply a congregation of tomato sauce that escaped from the realm of the tomato sauce?
Strong and mighty, she is the stronkest of all tomato sauce clays in the somato tauce realm. All other tomato sauce clays trembled in her wake. She rose from the depths of the tomato suace, and crafted herself a nest by absorbing the other states on the Apennine peninsula, with a wish to one day bring back the greatness of the Roman Empire. Yet she is confused and scared, as she is a daughter of the tomato sauce realm and does not belong in our dimension. Canada understands this, for he too was born from a liquid. He must return Italy to where she belongs, the tomato sauce world. And the only way to accomplish that is with her own creation, the pizza, mutilated beyond recognition, to be used against its master. Banished, she shalt be, back to the realm of the tomato sauce, where she shalt live her days eating pasta
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