Jamesnintendonerd.avi
Everybody saw the Angry VideoGame Nerd (or Angry Nintendo Nerd / JamesNintendoNerd) right? Well, anybody thinks that the series started in 2004, right? Well, here are the facts. The real series started in 1999. But nobody saw the episode. It was actually episode 0 (or -1 as described in the .avi description, but I don't think it is possible). I got it by modifying the actual website's HTML, and since the video didn't show up, I downloaded it. The episode starts as usual, but there was no intro. I guess it's why it is the first episode ever. It starts on the game disk. The disk was scratched, and pretty old. All I could see was "Th. ..eat.r." written with felt-tip pen. I was trying to do all possible name combinations. "The Eater? The Rate? Threat?" But no. I wasn't correct. It was THE THEATER. THAT FUCKING GAME FOR PC?!? The quality was reeeeeally bad, and the volume was very loud. The Nerd looked very serious, almost crying. He said a lot of bad words to who suggested it, and then said that he was the Nerd, and he was gonna review it. If you read the story of the game, you know what happens. If not, go read it, because I'm in a hurry, and I'm not gonna write it here. Wanna know why? I'll explain later.
So when the Ticket-Taker came, there was a VERY VERY VERY short scene (0.5 seconds) of the Nerd putting a gun in his eye, and the thumb on the other hand was missing. That scene scared me, even if it was only a moment long. Then the Swirly Head Man came. The Nerd looked like if he was gonna die. He threw up, and then the screen turned black for 30 seconds. Back to the Nerd, he looks almost dead. If you look closely, you will notice he's missing some teeth. He has his face bruised, and he was still playing the game. After 3 minutes of horrific screaming, blood, swearing and other things I hate to recall, here comes the final scene (the last 2 minutes). He said he was tired (with a lot of swearing of course) and he would have stop there. I didn't know what he meant, because there were 2 minutes left. So here's what he did: he covered his eye, stabbed himself and broke his neck. Then he jumped out of the window. The words "YOU ARE NEXT," "HELP ME," and " YOU ARE CURSED " flashed rapidly on the Nerd's corpse. I know the episode was edited, because he is still alive, but I felt a bit of reality in it. Why am I in a hurry you say? I'M CURSED I'M CURSED I'M CURSED I'M CURSED I'M CURSED I'M CURSED I'M CURSED.
Credited to Andaya
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