Stories of a cow rancher 2: Mystery Car

Mystery Car

A few years after the whole "cow" incident I stumbled upon something else. A mysterious car that I kept seeing parked in my backyard, every time I approached it the thing would just fade away, if I saw it and then ignored it the thing would honk at me constantly, I never understood the car.

One day I decided I had had enough of it, I went to a gun store and bought a hunting rifle, I brought it back to my house with me, next time that car showed up I was going to blow a hole in the side of it, if it ever did show up again. I waited, all night, until I had to go to the restroom, there, in the mirror, I saw it, the car. It was on my head, if I was to shoot it I would have to shoot myself, I was being driven mad, I needed someone to comfort me, so I found a dating site meant for that exact thing, farmers only . com of course, and it worked. After three months of searching I was able to find someone, she was eager to move in, she had beautiful hair and a face that gods would be jealous of.

She arrived. It was at that moment that I knew I had made a mistake, the car that pulled into my driveway, was an unlicensed black car that had no branding, he jumped out and walked towards my house, she wasn't nearly as nice as she was in her picture. She walked up to the door and rang the doorbell, I opened it and let her in. The first thing she wanted to do was kiss me, so she did, it wasn't that intimate though, I was disgusted, her mouth, tasted like gasoline, it was horrible. I pulled away my face and looked at her, she, had changed, I don't know how to describe it, she was, changing in front of me, her forehead started to move, the, the car imprinted itself slowly onto her head, I was crazy. I called it off, and when she was driving off I shot her car, but it just faded away, ever since then I haven't heard from her and haven't seen the car, I just think about what it was.

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Credited to StillHereStillQueer
Part 1 here

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