The Adventures of Pizza Box Head

There one was a boy named Mark who was one of the most imaginative Trollpasta authors of all time. He made up many different characters for the sake of making Trollpastas out of them, and kept them all within a little dream journal that had every single of his creations within it. His most famous creation, which this story is about, is known as Pizza Box Head. Totally not a parody of Pyramid Head from Silent Hill 2, Pizza Box Head was a terrifying being who, true to his name, had a triangular pizza box helmet, an apron stained with tomato sauce that is definitely not the blood of his victims, and carried a great big wooden pizza peel. He was once an intern at Pizza Hut, who was fed up with other restaurants trying to outpizza the hut. He then started a ritual for the Pizza Hut Gods to make himself a powerful guardian of Pizza Hut. His wish was granted, and he was transformed into the terrible beast that ensures no one outpizzas the hut. Not only did he smash people with his pizza peel, he also could conjure up great balls of pizza dough, toss giant slices of pepperoni. Pizza Box Head took the people who dared make a pizza restaurant that would try to outpizza the hut by torturing them in his lair being The Pizza Fortress. He'd force feed them dry dough, rotten pizza, and other utterly evil and cruel methods. Mark's character was all the rage in his class, save for his teacher Mr. Voltage, and his arch nemesis Tobias. One particular day, Mark was out at the playground when he is corned by Tobias and his goons. Tobias took Mark's dream journal from him, and told him he would get a revised edition tomorrow. The next day, Mark comes in Mr. Voltage's class, and tells him Tobias took his journal. Tobias denies, but Mr. Voltage believes Mark, so he gets his dream journal back. However, something terrible had happened. Tobias ruined his dream journal! Tobias said he did not, and he told Mr. Voltage to send him to the principal's office and have Mark expelled. Mr. Voltage gets understandably angry and tries to put both kids into detention. Then, out of nowhere, Pizza Box Head appears! He threw a big lump of pizza dough at Tobias's face, and throws Mr. Voltage into a portal to the Pizza Hut dimension. Mark was astounded that his character somehow was real. Pizza Box Head then kidnaps Mark and takes him to his lair. Mark was quite frightened, and was worried he'd be force fed rotten pizza! Pizza Box Head simply shook his head no, and pointed his comically large pizza peel towards another room. In there, there is a portal to a Little Caesar's. He then grabs Mark again and has him observe the entire ordeal. Pizza Box Head uses his giant pizza peel to thrash some Little Caeser's employees. He then grabbed the manager by the neck and dunks his head into a conveniently placed tub of cheese. The cops arrive, but their bullets don't work on Pizza Box Head, resulting in him just throwing giant pepperoni slices at them. He takes all the unconscious bodies to his lair, with Mark understandably impressed. Pizza Box Head then gave Mark the offer of a life time. Either go back to school and suffer the trials of everyday life, or join him on his quest to outpizza the hut. Mark agrees with the later, and would spend the rest of his life as a janitor for The Pizza Fortress. Pizza Box Head then opened more portals to every pizza place, and continued his goal to ensure no one would be able to outpizza the hut.

Pizza Box Head in all his glory

This pasta is a parody of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, as well as being a silly idea I got from the image above. Pizza Box Head's quest is not over yet!

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