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==2024==
===May===
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|The Real Reason Why Sonic Doesn’t Eat Chilli Dogs Any More|"Why in gods name was Sonic, the famous American character, speaking Spanish?! This goes completely against his established personality! He would never say such a horrible thing!"
|5/5/2024|"I smiled as I heard the sound of military aircraft and then the direct sound of a nuclear emergency siren. First, it was just simple war sirens but now they had transcended to nuclear ones."
|NewlyDEADs|"I was bone tired after work, asleep on my couch, but a bone-chilling sound woke me up in the early evening."
|Courage the Cowardly Dog - Banned Episode|"Courage gulps and suddenly the goat starts chasing everyone with the axe, Eustace awakes and shouts 'Fucking dog and goat.'"
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===April===
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|Popeye: The Final Punch|"My mouth hung open like I just watched Jesus come back from heaven. What the shit was that? How could they have even thought about showing that to children? It was a good thing that this media was lost, because I don't ever want to watch it again."
|Smackdown Vs Raw 2666|"While the game was loading, my friend texted me and said 'Why'd you take the game! You have to give it back! NOW!!!'"
|McDonald's: Lost Burger|"Each terrible bite spawned some new horror before me, including a bunch of skeletons popping out, extreme amounts of blood, and secret messages in all sorts of very spooky foreign languages. It was the scariest thing I had ever seen in my life."
|Lost Millennium Falcon LEGO Set|"I noticed that it smelt like burning plastic, like a burning LEGO piece, then I found out the Microfighter Falcon I bought was melting in the oven that was like left out overnight."
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===March===
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|Spongebob will destroy civilisation|"I beg you not to dismiss me as insane for saying that. In fact, I ''implore'' you to read on if you did. This is not a "theory", this is a warning. A warning for the entire human race to heed."
|YouChan|"My craving for disastrous content got greater and greater. I couldn't control my craving, for it was the only thing that would satisfy any part of me. My days were basically staying home to browse the web for gore and illegal content 'til the early morning."
|The Irritating and Pedantic Convention Seller Who Sells Used Video Games For Overinflated eBay Prices|"Have you ever met someone you knew you were going to hate from the very first sentence you heard uttered from their slimy, disgusting vocal chords? That person was a vendor at a local retro game convention I had my first of many encounters with."
|3:14 AM|"That... THING that killed her is out there, waiting for me. It has long, lanky arms that hang to its knees, while its claw like nails scrap the floor as it walks... Its dark face had no mouth or nose, only large, beady eyes that glare at you, and stare into your soul."
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===February===
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|Eight Crazy Nights: Fucked Up Evil Moments|"Adam Sandler is my fucking life. Adam Sandler should be your life, too. If you disagree, I will mercilessly beat you with a ratchet until you are a shriveling mass of blood and fecal matter."
|Minecraft Satan Edition|"I then looked at my phone. I now only had 13 pentagrams in my inventory. They all did nothing. Screams and crys of help along with loud, demonic chanting filled the speakers."
|THE SIMPSONS HAUNTED TAPE: THE CRIMSONS|"The door shut, and in that instant, a loud KABOOOOMMM rang my ears. Turning a bright white now instead of red, the TV screen displayed, once more, unbearably realistic and detailed footage of the nuke exploding as it wiped Springfield across the face of the planet in a blast."
|Ed Edd and Eddy: Lose your Ed|"Eddy chased Ed through the cul-de-sac with the mallet. Ed took a sharp turn past Ralph who was giving chickens some feed. Eddy swung for Ed put accidentally killed Ralph in the process."
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===January===
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|The Totally Legit iCarly Theory|"Drake and Josh became addicted to methamphetamine, only to convert the hotel into a meth house which eventually resulted in them being found out and the hotel being shut down for good."
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|Mr. Dirty|"The first thing that struck me was the image on the front. Was that Mr. Clean? What happened to him? He didn't resemble a human being anymore. He looked like a half-paralyzed alien that just had a minor stroke, and then soiled himself. It was disturbing, to say the least."
|Caitlin's Call|"Everything around us was a warm red color, and every where else? It was cold. The worst part, everything that wasn't within a foot of us was 66.6 degrees."
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|Castlevania|"I couldn't save Simon from the horror and I can't save myself from it either."
|Donkey Kong Country Lost Episode: Bluster's a Mafia Boss|"By the end I was flabbergasted. You couldn't make this shit up."▼
|Croc Game|"I finally hit the power button, and proceeded to vomit all over the floor,"
▲|Donkey Kong Country Lost Episode: Bluster's a Mafia Boss|"By the end I was flabbergasted. You couldn't make this shit up."
|Jeff Vs Freddy Krueger|"all Freddy can see in Jeff's black eyes is Pain….and Death."
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==2021==
===September===
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