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==2024==
===May===
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|The Real Reason Why Sonic Doesn’t Eat Chilli Dogs Any More|"Why in gods name was Sonic, the famous American character, speaking Spanish?! This goes completely against his established personality! He would never say such a horrible thing!"
|5/5/2024|"I smiled as I heard the sound of military aircraft and then the direct sound of a nuclear emergency siren. First, it was just simple war sirens but now they had transcended to nuclear ones."
|NewlyDEADs|"I was bone tired after work, asleep on my couch, but a bone-chilling sound woke me up in the early evening."
|Courage the Cowardly Dog - Banned Episode|"Courage gulps and suddenly the goat starts chasing everyone with the axe, Eustace awakes and shouts 'Fucking dog and goat.'"
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===April===
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|Popeye: The Final Punch|"My mouth hung open like I just watched Jesus come back from heaven. What the shit was that? How could they have even thought about showing that to children? It was a good thing that this media was lost, because I don't ever want to watch it again."
|Smackdown Vs Raw 2666|"While the game was loading, my friend texted me and said 'Why'd you take the game! You have to give it back! NOW!!!'"
|McDonald's: Lost Burger|"Each terrible bite spawned some new horror before me, including a bunch of skeletons popping out, extreme amounts of blood, and secret messages in all sorts of very spooky foreign languages. It was the scariest thing I had ever seen in my life."
|Lost Millennium Falcon LEGO Set|"I noticed that it smelt like burning plastic, like a burning LEGO piece, then I found out the Microfighter Falcon I bought was melting in the oven that was like left out overnight."
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===March===
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|Castlevania|"I couldn't save Simon from the horror and I can't save myself from it either."
|Donkey Kong Country Lost Episode: Bluster's a Mafia Boss|"By the end I was flabbergasted. You couldn't make this shit up."
|Croc Game|"I finally hit the power button, and proceeded to vomit all over the floor,"
|Donkey Kong Country Lost Episode: Bluster's a Mafia Boss|"By the end I was flabbergasted. You couldn't make this shit up."
|Jeff Vs Freddy Krueger|"all Freddy can see in Jeff's black eyes is Pain….and Death."
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==2021==
===September===