Trollpasta Wiki:The Rules

OAKY, LISTEN, DIS WIKI NEEDS RULZ. BILL9992 SAID THAT THIS WIKI NEDS RULZ. SO I MAD SOME.

NO NSFW IMAGS OR VIDEOS! DO YOU WANT DA WIKI TO BE SHUT DOWN BECAUSE OF NSFW? HUH? HUH? HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!
NO SKREEMERS
NO POINTSGAMIN! ANYONE WHO DOEZ WILL BE BANNED A MILLION YEARS!!!!! OR A MINUTE.
IF YOU THINK PATRIXXX CAN DIE *COUTHCLOVERBEATMECOUGH*, I'LL BANN YOU FOR A KAJILLION YERS! AND DAT'S NOT EVEN A REEL NUMBR!
VANDALISM IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!
NO MAKIN UP FAKE BULLSHIT CATEGORYS
SAV DA DRAMA FOR UR LLAMA!
ANYONE WHO SEZ "FIRST" OR "FAKE" IN DA COMMENTZ, WIL BE ZAPPED BY THE BALLOONATIC!!!
DATS PRETTY MUCH IT. OH, AND NOOOOOOOOO (AND I MEAN NO) NOTHING THAT CAN GET DA WKI SHUT DOWN! SWEARS ARE OKAY, BUT NON LIKE DA N WORD!!!!!!

Translation (Provided by Furbearingbrick)

Like on Creepypasta Wiki, NSFW stuff allowed on the site is limited to written material, not visual, audio, or video. Also, no outright porn. Things like crime scene photos, graphic medical images, and screamers are also not allowed.
Absolutely, positively NO SCREAMERS. NEVER EVER EVER.
No pointsgaming. I MEAN IT.
PATRIXXX cannot die. Anyone who submits a story in which PATRIXXX dies will receive a warning. It's just one of the established rules of the Trollpasta universe.
The penalty for vandalizing a completed page is a 1 week ban. The bans increase by 1 week for each offense. This goes for vandalizing images by overwriting them, too. Vandalizing The List or any of its subpages will result in you being banned FOREVEEER.
Do not add non-existent categories. We have like a zillion categories, we don't need any more. If you think a new category should be added, take it up with Dronian, LOLSKELETONS, GodzillaFan1, Fatal Disease, SOMEGUY123, or me.
Don't start drama. This includes flaming/harassing other users or admins or making a "PONIES SUCK!!1!" pasta/blog (or similar flamebait.)
Don't do one of the following in the comments (if you do one of the following, your comment will instantly get deleted on sight):
1. Putting "FAKE!!!1" (or any variation).
2. Putting "FIRST!!!1" (or any variation)
3. Flamebaiting.
Obey the Wikia TOS at all times...OR ELSE.