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<center><big><big><big><big><span style="color: yellow;">'''Welcome to the Trollpasta Wiki!'''</span></big></big></big></big></center>

<center><span style="color: white;">Trollpasta Wiki is a wiki about trollpasta. wuld u like fries wit dat???!?!?!!?!?!#?!??!$%$^?t/hregd9 ihetdyujserzt9xi8yhet</span></center><br />

<center><span style="color: white;"><big>Be sure to read [[Project:The Rules|<span style="color:lime;">'''the rules'''</span>]] before you submit anything!</big></span></center><br />

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<center>[[:Category:SITE RULZ|<span style="color: yellow;">Site Rules</span>]] <span style="color: white;"></span> <span style="color: white;">•</span> [[Trollpasta:Genre Listing|<span style="color: yellow;">Category List</span>]] <span style="color: white;">•</span> [[Trollpasta:Writing a Trollpasta: Do's and Don'ts|<span style="color: yellow;">Do's and Don'ts</span>]] <span style="color: white;">•</span> [[Trollpasta:Trollpasta Clichés|<span style="color: yellow;">Clichés List</span>]] <span style="color: white;">•</span> [[Trollpasta:List of POTM and FOTM Winners|<span style="color: yellow;">TPOTM Archive</span>]] </center></div></div>

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<center><big><big><big>'''Trollpasta Is Back!'''</big></big></big></center>

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From 2011 to 2018, the Trollpasta Wiki brought joy to readers and writers all around the internet, with some even forming long-lasting friendships thanks to the wiki. For that, many expressed great sadness when the wiki was unexpectedly shut down in August 2018. But we're now back up and running on a new platform!

Those who fondly remembered Trollpasta Wiki can once again relive the nostalgic joy of browsing the site for pastas. Nearly every page from the old wiki is available to read, from the Trollpasta classics to Creepypasta fails, it's all there intact for your reading pleasure. Several improvements have also been made to the site which makes accessing pastas easier (and funner) than ever. Welcome back, Trollpasta. </div>

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<center><big><big><big>'''What Is "Trollpasta"?'''</big></big></big></center>

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A trollpasta is primarily a satirical parody of a creepypasta, normally (but not necessarily) those of notoriously poor quality.

Much like with creepypasta, there are multiple categories and archetypes of trollpasta, varying from haunted game/file stories to lost episode stories to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/ bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta.

Alongside original trollpastas, existing creepypasta stories may also be moved to this wiki for failing to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards; this is where they are forever held in a position of censure and humiliation from trollpasta and creepypasta fans alike.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about silly stories.</div>

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Latest revision as of 03:55, 1 March 2022

Welcome to the Trollpasta Wiki!

Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat? Hosting 14,727 pastas since July 2011 Please read the rules before you submit anything!

Category List Clichés List Do's and Don'ts POTM Archive Editing 101
What Is "Trollpasta"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices such as EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories. And yes, this is the official continuation of the original Trollpasta Wiki.

For further questions about trollpastas, creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!

FEATURED PASTAS
"Why in gods name was Sonic, the famous American character, speaking Spanish?! This goes completely against his established personality! He would never say such a horrible thing!"

"I smiled as I heard the sound of military aircraft and then the direct sound of a nuclear emergency siren. First, it was just simple war sirens but now they had transcended to nuclear ones."

"I was bone tired after work, asleep on my couch, but a bone-chilling sound woke me up in the early evening."

"Courage gulps and suddenly the goat starts chasing everyone with the axe, Eustace awakes and shouts 'Fucking dog and goat.'"

COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Gyorg

Entry 1: December 16, 2011 Approximately 5:00 PM

Dammit, I thought this game's learning curve was over once I finished Snowhead, boy was I wrong. Should've known they'd get harder than those pushovers Odolwa and Goht, but damn, that fish is in-fucking-tense! I'm sorry for my language, games make me so angry some times. Anyway, I'm sure my ranting is pissing you all off, and you're all saying, "Your just a newb!" anyway, I'm sure all of you had trouble on your first of a million fucking times killing Gyorg. if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the boss of the 3rd temple in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I can't figure out why those arrows are sitting in those pots, I tried shooting it a million times, but the arrows magically disappear when they hit the surface of the water. I turn into Zora Link and dive to the bottom, but if he swims away my boomerang-fins can't catch up with him, and when he swims toward me, they just bounce off of the inside of his mouth as if it were made of metal. Not to mention that whilst diving you can't turn your camera, and you must dive every time he swallows you, or you can't throw your boomerang, but because you can't turn your camera, you have no idea if he's about to swallow you whole or not! Anyway, I'm gonna give it a couple more tries, 10 at least before I look this up on Google... (Read more...)

Written by Cheddercheese99

contributing

If you want to upload a story here please actually put a decent amount of effort into it; a lot of people join this site assuming we allow virtually anything to be posted here and end up uploading incredibly spammy stories which immediately get deleted. Check out the do's and don'ts and the clichés page to get well acquainted.

If you don't want to upload stories but still want to help out there's still plenty of ways to do that, primarily by fixing formatting and properly categorizing pages. Check out Editing 101 for more info on how to be a good editor.

We are still working on making the site more user friendly, so your help is always appreciated. If you have a suggestion you believe can improve the site, talk it up with an administrator.
what's new

Updates regarding the site go here. New categories, layout changes, new features, etc. including some announcements will be posted here once the admin team decides on them.



  • August 24, 2023 - The comment box has been redesigned.



  • October 18, 2022 - New shortpasta category with over 4,000 stories!
EXTERNAL LINKS
2024-05-12 21:03:13 Suicideyay-ok.wmv . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-12 20:44:05 Sonic . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-12 20:40:44 Bert Goes To Anger Management . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-12 20:37:30 To Kill A Mocking Bullock (American Dad Lost Episode) . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-12 20:31:58 A Case Of Salmonella (House Of Mouse Lost Episode) . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-12 20:15:33 My Real Name . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-12 20:08:37 Talking Red . . Crash8674
2024-05-12 19:36:05 Black Christmas (2001) . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-12 19:18:50 BABBY SITTING . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-12 19:15:52 Channel 4.7 . . Crash8674
2024-05-12 17:42:34 Bluey - Lost DVD . . Waterdlyed
2024-05-12 17:12:19 Audio ID 1 . . Thermometer
2024-05-12 10:02:49 James Bond the lost film . . Shadow Chad Yu
2024-05-12 08:52:47 MAR . . Thermometer
2024-05-12 08:39:04 HAPPY APPY VS FAPPY APPY . . Thermometer
2024-05-12 06:54:56 Evilplankton.butthole . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-11 20:05:38 Arthur: "So Funny I Forgot to Laugh" Alternate Ending . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-11 20:03:54 Arthur Abandoned . . Niagaranobs
WELCOME TO THE TROLLPASTA WIKI!

Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?

Hosting 14,727 pastas since July 2011

Please read the rules before you submit anything!

Category List
Clichés List
Do's and Don'ts
POTM Archive
Editing 101


WHAT IS "TROLLPASTA"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.

For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!


START READING

Recommended

Classics

Crappypastas

Lost Episodes

Video games

Long pastas

One sentence

Ghastly Macaroni

Read by YouTubers

Random pasta


FEATURED PASTAS
"Why in gods name was Sonic, the famous American character, speaking Spanish?! This goes completely against his established personality! He would never say such a horrible thing!"

"I smiled as I heard the sound of military aircraft and then the direct sound of a nuclear emergency siren. First, it was just simple war sirens but now they had transcended to nuclear ones."

"I was bone tired after work, asleep on my couch, but a bone-chilling sound woke me up in the early evening."

"Courage gulps and suddenly the goat starts chasing everyone with the axe, Eustace awakes and shouts 'Fucking dog and goat.'"


COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Gyorg

Entry 1: December 16, 2011 Approximately 5:00 PM

Dammit, I thought this game's learning curve was over once I finished Snowhead, boy was I wrong. Should've known they'd get harder than those pushovers Odolwa and Goht, but damn, that fish is in-fucking-tense! I'm sorry for my language, games make me so angry some times. Anyway, I'm sure my ranting is pissing you all off, and you're all saying, "Your just a newb!" anyway, I'm sure all of you had trouble on your first of a million fucking times killing Gyorg. if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the boss of the 3rd temple in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I can't figure out why those arrows are sitting in those pots, I tried shooting it a million times, but the arrows magically disappear when they hit the surface of the water. I turn into Zora Link and dive to the bottom, but if he swims away my boomerang-fins can't catch up with him, and when he swims toward me, they just bounce off of the inside of his mouth as if it were made of metal. Not to mention that whilst diving you can't turn your camera, and you must dive every time he swallows you, or you can't throw your boomerang, but because you can't turn your camera, you have no idea if he's about to swallow you whole or not! Anyway, I'm gonna give it a couple more tries, 10 at least before I look this up on Google... (Read more...)

Written by Cheddercheese99


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