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''I see low sense of humour, low self esteem''', '''Try to pirate games, right off of Steam.<br />''
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Latest revision as of 03:55, 1 March 2022

Welcome to the Trollpasta Wiki!

Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat? Hosting 14,728 pastas since July 2011 Please read the rules before you submit anything!

Category List Clichés List Do's and Don'ts POTM Archive Editing 101
What Is "Trollpasta"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices such as EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories. And yes, this is the official continuation of the original Trollpasta Wiki.

For further questions about trollpastas, creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!

FEATURED PASTAS
"Why in gods name was Sonic, the famous American character, speaking Spanish?! This goes completely against his established personality! He would never say such a horrible thing!"

"I smiled as I heard the sound of military aircraft and then the direct sound of a nuclear emergency siren. First, it was just simple war sirens but now they had transcended to nuclear ones."

"I was bone tired after work, asleep on my couch, but a bone-chilling sound woke me up in the early evening."

"Courage gulps and suddenly the goat starts chasing everyone with the axe, Eustace awakes and shouts 'Fucking dog and goat.'"

List of past featured pastas
COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Gyorg

Entry 1: December 16, 2011 Approximately 5:00 PM

Dammit, I thought this game's learning curve was over once I finished Snowhead, boy was I wrong. Should've known they'd get harder than those pushovers Odolwa and Goht, but damn, that fish is in-fucking-tense! I'm sorry for my language, games make me so angry some times. Anyway, I'm sure my ranting is pissing you all off, and you're all saying, "Your just a newb!" anyway, I'm sure all of you had trouble on your first of a million fucking times killing Gyorg. if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the boss of the 3rd temple in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I can't figure out why those arrows are sitting in those pots, I tried shooting it a million times, but the arrows magically disappear when they hit the surface of the water. I turn into Zora Link and dive to the bottom, but if he swims away my boomerang-fins can't catch up with him, and when he swims toward me, they just bounce off of the inside of his mouth as if it were made of metal. Not to mention that whilst diving you can't turn your camera, and you must dive every time he swallows you, or you can't throw your boomerang, but because you can't turn your camera, you have no idea if he's about to swallow you whole or not! Anyway, I'm gonna give it a couple more tries, 10 at least before I look this up on Google... (Read more...)

Written by Cheddercheese99

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contributing

If you want to upload a story here please actually put a decent amount of effort into it; a lot of people join this site assuming we allow virtually anything to be posted here and end up uploading incredibly spammy stories which immediately get deleted. Check out the do's and don'ts and the clichés page to get well acquainted.

If you don't want to upload stories but still want to help out there's still plenty of ways to do that, primarily by fixing formatting and properly categorizing pages. Check out Editing 101 for more info on how to be a good editor.

We are still working on making the site more user friendly, so your help is always appreciated. If you have a suggestion you believe can improve the site, talk it up with an administrator.
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Updates regarding the site go here. New categories, layout changes, new features, etc. including some announcements will be posted here once the admin team decides on them.

  • August 24, 2023 - The comment box has been redesigned.
EXTERNAL LINKS
2024-05-23 16:48:27 Hearing Whispers . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-23 16:13:29 1995/07/29 Beta Mario 64 Build . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-23 16:04:29 Brucie's Secret Garage . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-23 15:43:44 6-4 . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-23 15:18:19 SomeOrdinaryNightmare . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-23 15:11:35 Patrick Eats A Dong . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-23 14:59:16 Clichéman: A Comedy Pasta of Clichés . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-23 14:33:58 PBG's Mario 64 Creepypasta . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-23 14:09:59 HooDIE . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-23 07:21:15 Paternal Awakening . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-23 07:09:47 Windows 98 Third Edition: Episode 1: Rising Revengeance Part Two: The Cha-Cha Slide . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-23 06:41:44 Yo Gabba Gabba - Banned Episode . . TrollpastaBot
2024-05-23 06:37:28 Luigi Creepypasta . . TrollpastaBot
2024-05-23 06:34:45 Luigi's DEAD Mansion . . TrollpastaBot
2024-05-23 06:33:43 Luigi's Hanging . . TrollpastaBot
2024-05-23 06:32:10 Luigi Mansion Dark Moon Beta Cartridge . . TrollpastaBot
2024-05-23 06:28:52 Luigi's Mansion Rare Game . . TrollpastaBot
2024-05-23 06:23:28 Luigi's Mansion European . . TrollpastaBot
WELCOME TO THE TROLLPASTA WIKI!

Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?

Hosting 14,728 pastas since July 2011

Please read the rules before you submit anything!

Category List
Clichés List
Do's and Don'ts
POTM Archive
Editing 101

WHAT IS "TROLLPASTA"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.

For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!

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FEATURED PASTAS
"Why in gods name was Sonic, the famous American character, speaking Spanish?! This goes completely against his established personality! He would never say such a horrible thing!"

"I smiled as I heard the sound of military aircraft and then the direct sound of a nuclear emergency siren. First, it was just simple war sirens but now they had transcended to nuclear ones."

"I was bone tired after work, asleep on my couch, but a bone-chilling sound woke me up in the early evening."

"Courage gulps and suddenly the goat starts chasing everyone with the axe, Eustace awakes and shouts 'Fucking dog and goat.'"

List of past featured pastas
COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Gyorg

Entry 1: December 16, 2011 Approximately 5:00 PM

Dammit, I thought this game's learning curve was over once I finished Snowhead, boy was I wrong. Should've known they'd get harder than those pushovers Odolwa and Goht, but damn, that fish is in-fucking-tense! I'm sorry for my language, games make me so angry some times. Anyway, I'm sure my ranting is pissing you all off, and you're all saying, "Your just a newb!" anyway, I'm sure all of you had trouble on your first of a million fucking times killing Gyorg. if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the boss of the 3rd temple in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I can't figure out why those arrows are sitting in those pots, I tried shooting it a million times, but the arrows magically disappear when they hit the surface of the water. I turn into Zora Link and dive to the bottom, but if he swims away my boomerang-fins can't catch up with him, and when he swims toward me, they just bounce off of the inside of his mouth as if it were made of metal. Not to mention that whilst diving you can't turn your camera, and you must dive every time he swallows you, or you can't throw your boomerang, but because you can't turn your camera, you have no idea if he's about to swallow you whole or not! Anyway, I'm gonna give it a couple more tries, 10 at least before I look this up on Google... (Read more...)

Written by Cheddercheese99

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