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Welcome to the Trollpasta Wiki!

Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat? Hosting 14,728 pastas since July 2011 Please read the rules before you submit anything!

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What Is "Trollpasta"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices such as EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories. And yes, this is the official continuation of the original Trollpasta Wiki.

For further questions about trollpastas, creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!

FEATURED PASTAS
"Why in gods name was Sonic, the famous American character, speaking Spanish?! This goes completely against his established personality! He would never say such a horrible thing!"

"I smiled as I heard the sound of military aircraft and then the direct sound of a nuclear emergency siren. First, it was just simple war sirens but now they had transcended to nuclear ones."

"I was bone tired after work, asleep on my couch, but a bone-chilling sound woke me up in the early evening."

"Courage gulps and suddenly the goat starts chasing everyone with the axe, Eustace awakes and shouts 'Fucking dog and goat.'"

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COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Gyorg

Entry 1: December 16, 2011 Approximately 5:00 PM

Dammit, I thought this game's learning curve was over once I finished Snowhead, boy was I wrong. Should've known they'd get harder than those pushovers Odolwa and Goht, but damn, that fish is in-fucking-tense! I'm sorry for my language, games make me so angry some times. Anyway, I'm sure my ranting is pissing you all off, and you're all saying, "Your just a newb!" anyway, I'm sure all of you had trouble on your first of a million fucking times killing Gyorg. if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the boss of the 3rd temple in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I can't figure out why those arrows are sitting in those pots, I tried shooting it a million times, but the arrows magically disappear when they hit the surface of the water. I turn into Zora Link and dive to the bottom, but if he swims away my boomerang-fins can't catch up with him, and when he swims toward me, they just bounce off of the inside of his mouth as if it were made of metal. Not to mention that whilst diving you can't turn your camera, and you must dive every time he swallows you, or you can't throw your boomerang, but because you can't turn your camera, you have no idea if he's about to swallow you whole or not! Anyway, I'm gonna give it a couple more tries, 10 at least before I look this up on Google... (Read more...)

Written by Cheddercheese99

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2024-05-13 05:06:18 Lego Killer . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-13 01:53:14 The Amazing Love Story of Areis and a Creamy Pudding . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-13 01:32:57 Cartman's Revenge . . Niagaranobs
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2024-05-12 20:44:05 Sonic . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-12 20:40:44 Bert Goes To Anger Management . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-12 20:37:30 To Kill A Mocking Bullock (American Dad Lost Episode) . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-12 20:31:58 A Case Of Salmonella (House Of Mouse Lost Episode) . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-12 20:15:33 My Real Name . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-12 20:08:37 Talking Red . . Crash8674
2024-05-12 19:36:05 Black Christmas (2001) . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-12 19:18:50 BABBY SITTING . . Niagaranobs
2024-05-12 19:15:52 Channel 4.7 . . Crash8674
2024-05-12 17:42:34 Bluey - Lost DVD . . Waterdlyed
2024-05-12 17:12:19 Audio ID 1 . . Thermometer
2024-05-12 10:02:49 James Bond the lost film . . Shadow Chad Yu
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2024-05-12 08:39:04 HAPPY APPY VS FAPPY APPY . . Thermometer
WELCOME TO THE TROLLPASTA WIKI!

Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?

Hosting 14,728 pastas since July 2011

Please read the rules before you submit anything!

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Do's and Don'ts
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WHAT IS "TROLLPASTA"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.

For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!

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FEATURED PASTAS
"Why in gods name was Sonic, the famous American character, speaking Spanish?! This goes completely against his established personality! He would never say such a horrible thing!"

"I smiled as I heard the sound of military aircraft and then the direct sound of a nuclear emergency siren. First, it was just simple war sirens but now they had transcended to nuclear ones."

"I was bone tired after work, asleep on my couch, but a bone-chilling sound woke me up in the early evening."

"Courage gulps and suddenly the goat starts chasing everyone with the axe, Eustace awakes and shouts 'Fucking dog and goat.'"

List of past featured pastas
COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Gyorg

Entry 1: December 16, 2011 Approximately 5:00 PM

Dammit, I thought this game's learning curve was over once I finished Snowhead, boy was I wrong. Should've known they'd get harder than those pushovers Odolwa and Goht, but damn, that fish is in-fucking-tense! I'm sorry for my language, games make me so angry some times. Anyway, I'm sure my ranting is pissing you all off, and you're all saying, "Your just a newb!" anyway, I'm sure all of you had trouble on your first of a million fucking times killing Gyorg. if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the boss of the 3rd temple in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I can't figure out why those arrows are sitting in those pots, I tried shooting it a million times, but the arrows magically disappear when they hit the surface of the water. I turn into Zora Link and dive to the bottom, but if he swims away my boomerang-fins can't catch up with him, and when he swims toward me, they just bounce off of the inside of his mouth as if it were made of metal. Not to mention that whilst diving you can't turn your camera, and you must dive every time he swallows you, or you can't throw your boomerang, but because you can't turn your camera, you have no idea if he's about to swallow you whole or not! Anyway, I'm gonna give it a couple more tries, 10 at least before I look this up on Google... (Read more...)

Written by Cheddercheese99

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05:20 Niagaranobs talk contribs posted a new comment on I HATE MARS BARS ‎(Hey, there's a whole lot of fucking going on in this room!)
     
05:04 Niagaranobs talk contribs posted a new comment on All I Can Do is Smile ‎(We also store bad creepypastas here.)
     
03:34 LafawndaPasta talk contribs posted a new comment on All I Can Do is Smile ‎(This isn't Trollpasta material.)
     
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01:45 Niagaranobs talk contribs posted a new comment on The truth about Squidward's house ‎(Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARDS HOUSE AND BEGAINS ATTEKING THE SITY LEAVING THE MAYER TO GIVE SQUDWORD COMUINTIY SERICE FOR THE DAMNGE HE COSED EVEN THO SPINGEBILL AND PATRIXXX WER IN HES HOSE TEH HOWLE FUKIG TIM ND WIR RISEPOSNILE FR EVAERYTING GAAHHHH FEAK DIS EPISOAD!!!!)
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03:32 (cur | prev) +2,604‎ LafawndaPasta talk contribs (Created page with "Remember as a kid you used to think that your toys came to life and your parents would tell you to stop dreaming. Well one of my toys did come to life but it wasn't as pleasant as I thought it would be as a kid. It was my 9th birthday, I got plenty of presents that year, I loved Lego, I had all the kits from all the series, from Lego Star Wars to Lego City so as you can imagine, I got lots of Lego for my birthday, I received plenty of kits, some I had and some new ones...")
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