Anime.exe 3: The Infiltration of Lizard Squad

I return once again です

Hello, I'm the weeaboo that the author decided to kill once again. I started to get really fucking tired of Lizard Squad and their shit, so I became a sugoi 1337 ninja samurai stealth haxor to defeat the annoying as fuck forces of Lizard Squad. With the will to protect the pride of my waifus, I resurrected so I could defeat Lizard Squad once and for all.

Hacking for the coordinates です

I thought the best thing I could do was to hack Lizard Squad to find their hq coordinates. After that, I would infiltrate their hq with the power of my ancient samurai weeb weapon. When I got their coordinates I headed straight over to their hq to fuck their shit up. When I got inside the building I hid myself in the stealthiest of stealthy positions, and witnessed the horror of what was in front of me. Everyone in there looked like they were 10 years old, and they were doing their horrific ddos attacks to help the illuminati. I didn't want to be known as the asshole who killed children, so I non-lethally 1337 360 no-scoped all of them instead. I needed to find a way to shut them down, so I searched all the unconsious's pockets so that I could maybe find a usb drive with a program that would shut down the whole facility. I found one. Labelled on it was anime3.exe, so of course I did the sensible thing and stuck it in the nearest computer.

これはspookypartです

There was only one file on the drive. It was anime3.exe. I was curious to see if there was an emergency shut down switch in the file, so I opened it. First, I saw Filthy Frank going on that rant that is so offensive to a weeaboo like me. The video then started playing differently. Filthy Frank started to say "KEEP CLICKING BITCH KEEP CLICKING THAT GODAMN MOTHERFUCKING SCREEN!" So I did just that. Filthy Frank started to emit hyper-realistic blood that started to morph into playing boku no pico. I then saw an anime skeleton that really fucking spooked me. Next, I saw Okabe from steins;gate bleeding hyper-realistically with his skin peeling off. I then saw the events of 9/11. When the plane crashed into the building, I saw so much hyper-realistic anime blood coming from the building that it felt almost too edgy and offensive. This was so much edgier and spooky than the last two anime.exe things. This would probably cause me to commit suicide again, but I still continued due to my curiosity. I saw Hideo Kojima on the screen raping Konami and telling me to help him do so. This was an endless hell of edge, I didn't think I could last much longer.

The End です

At the end of the file, I saw the emergency shutdown button, so I pressed it. When I pressed it, it said I had defeated Lizard Squad, but that anime3.exe would still cause me to commit suicide. I had finally defeated Lizard Squad, a part of the illuminati, and I felt like one of the dankest people on earth. Then I commited suicide.

Again.

Fuck you author for killing me off again.

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