Breaking Bad x Neon Genesis Evangelion

Walter White finally cooks a batch of meth with 100% purity. He uses the M60 to fight his way to the safehouse where Huell is still waiting. Walter hands him a pipe filled to the brim with the pure meth.

"Please Huell, this is the only way I can be with my family again."

Huell lights the pipe and takes a long drag, holding it in his lungs. Walter asks "Well, did it work? Is it a good high?". After a moment, Huell exhales.

"Reasonably"

Suddenly, Huell begins to ripple and vibrate. He expands outward, merging with Walter and the rest of the pure meth batch. Huell continues growing, and a porkpie hat and sungalsses form on his head. Giant Naked Heisenhuell fills the sky.

Meanwhile at the Albuquerque DEA headquarters, alarms sound and screens flash with red warnings. "Large amounts of methamphetamine detected!" "It is the highest purity we have ever seen! Numerical expression is impossible!" "Analyzing... pattern blue! It's Heisenberg!"

The DEA agents panic. All they can do now is sit and watch the chaos unfold. "It's generating an Anti-DEA field! At this rate, individual entities will be unable to resist getting high!"

Elsewhere, Marie suddenly sees Hank, clad in a purple sweater and holding a meth pipe. "Baby, you've to try these rocks." Marie takes a drag and looks Hank in the eye. "They're minerals. They were always minerals." She bursts into an orangey liquid.

All around Albuquerque, pople see their loved ones offering them meth. Skyler is approached by Ted, Flynn sees a Denny's Grand Slam, Todd stares longingly at Lydia, and Jesse gets high with both Jane and Andrea. They all collapse into liquid.

Heisenhuell grows even larger, looming over the Earth. The Anti-DEA field expands around the planet, and every living being experiences the purity of the blue meth and melts into nothingness, their souls flying up into the sky and merging with Heisenhuell, forming a single perfect being.

Walter White, now part of the collective consciousness of every living being, finds himself on a very crowded beach in Belize.

Fin.

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