Call of Duty For Kids

I wanted to play Call of Duty like all the cool kids but dad said no it's for grown ups. But we went to Goodwill one day and found Call of Duty For Kids, it was rated E (for kids like me) and you shoot each other with water guns and there is no bad words. Now I will be like the cool kids!

I got home and when I started the game it warned me my microphone is on all the time and I'm not allowed to say bad words or it will delete my save file. Ok I don't say bad words I am a kid I don't do that I am good.

But while I was playing I heard my dad yell a bad word and that he stubbed his toe on the kitchen table. "I HEARD A BAD WORD", says the game at max volume. "DELETING SAVE FILE"

I cried "NO GAME DON'T DELETE MY SAVE FILE IT WASN'T ME IT WAS MY DAD"

"OKAY" said game "DELETING YOUR DAD'S SAVE FILE INSTEAD" and then all the files on my dad's laptop got deleted!

"NO! I NEED THOSE FOR WORK!" yelled my dad. "HOW AM I GONNA PAY THE BILLS?!"

The next day dad told me that he lost his job and that we can't buy any more games until he does. But that's okay at least I am playing Call of Duty like all the cool kids do. I am very skinny now and the sink and lights don't work anymore but I am still one of the cool kids. Dad said the game shouldn't be working anymore if the lights don't work either but maybe the game is just so cool it works anyway.

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