Daddy's Coming
I had just bought a gift card to purchase the Gentleman Cho'Gath skin. When I bought it, an ear-piercing buzz emitted from the speakers. Naturally, my speakers were old, and I thought nothing of it. As I went to play the game, the power blacked out, and - unlike normal - the screen was red. The speakers spewed out a garbled mess of demonic noises. As the power came back on, my desktop had a picture of the Exorcist girl. I'd seen this a thousand times, so it was hardly scary. However, what struck me as odd, was a new file, reading "Please". I opened up the file, and within contained this message:
{{"Please, for your own sake, do not play League of Legends."
-Sir Chowilinaus GathNOMinal}}
I could clearly separate Wilinaus and NOMinal, a message from Cho'Gath? Huh, I shrugged it off, and clicked the exit icon, the speakers then SCREAMED "Daddy's coming" at me. On my computer's own speaker, I heard: "Please, listen to me, don't do this, do NOT PLAY." Whoa. Hackers these days like to fuck with my mind.
I precariously typed: "Why, and why are you pretending to be Cho'Gath?" The screen flashed red, and, it typed, "You don't want to know, I'm not a hacker, I am trying to warn you. My name is Not Cho'Gath, It is Chowilinaus. Please, do not play. It's for your own sake."
"Yeah right, whatever dude. Like I'm going to believe some hacker toying with my mind."
"Daddy's coming."
"Bye."
I closed the window, and deleted the file. As I started up LoL, there was a person on the screen. He was staring at me, in despair. I noticed the update was at 6.66MB. What a coincidence. Regardless, I made a practice match, and selected Cho'Gath, again. Hovering over him, the name displayed was "Chowilinaus GathNOMinal". I disregarded this, and went to skin selection, there was only one skin. Funny, didn't I buy Gentleman Cho'Gath? I shrugged, clicked the skin, and... I swear to Good that it MOVED. The mouth was moving while I could hear it say: "Don't do this... Just don't, please!"
The game started with a series of garbled noises, and as I entered the map, the very map appeared to be something from Doom... Must have been some developer joke, This quickly degraded, however, as some sort of entity approached me, and the nexus was a black colour. That's strange, shouldn't I be on blue? I couldn't move, the Cho'Gath skin moved as of its own accord, hugging a turret for dear life. As this happened, Kog'Maw appeared. I didn't buy Kog'Maw. He was quite massive, and jet black, with blood flowing from his eyes, From his mouth fell thousands of tiny little "Voidlings", as the developers called them. Several of these pried Cho' off the turret, and pinned him down. This freaked me out, though I was not prepared for what came next.
Out of nowhere, champions appeared, as Cho' was forced to eat them. He cried, asked why they were doing this to him. The last champion, Teemo, was about to get eaten, but I noticed something. He was staring at me. The fourth wall was definitely non-existent today. The last words I heard were: "Why did you do this to us?". Then his neck was ripped open, and then he gurgled from his death.
It... forced some sort of purple-black fluid down Chowilinaus' throat, before it looked at me. I stared as GathNOMinel turned into something... Horrible... The last things I heard before I died, was "Daddy's coming".
All went black, my body does not belong to me anymore. My mind is not my mind. I can only type here, because of one thing, and one thing only.
Daddy's coming.
He will come after you next.
Credited to Genericuserisgeneric
Originally uploaded on July 1, 2011
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