Dead rising evil edition
THE STORY BEGINS
I was one day walking down the street in my black hoodie and cool neon black hair when i stumbled upona garage sale, they were selling dvds when i saw a box full of dvds and i saw a copy of family guy stewie griffin the untold story, a 2005 direct to dvd two part film set in the family guy universe in which stewie griffin travels to san franciksco only to find out there is another guy who looks lke him who was stewer from th e future.
"This looks comical"
I grabbed the dvd box and went to the man and he said you can have it for free cause its evil
I went lmao and slapped the mans testicles and went home to watch the movie
When i got home and i put it in my vcr and it played but it wasnt a movie it was a GAME
It was dead rising for the 360!
"What the fuck"
I was so upset my money is gone i awnted to watch a funny but this dead rising looks gay so i played it
When it opened it wasnt dead rising
I was frank weest but he woke up in an office
"Erm what the hell" said frank west
He then saw a sign that said "freddy fazbear pizzeria"
I remember seeing markiplire play this game in his latest video
I was so scared that i turned off my tv and i filled my diaper
Suddenly my tv turned back on and it was only frank west but his forehead grew twice its normal size and his jacket turned a scary color.
"I am the devil and i will kill you" with a large impact text with a bloody effect appeared on the screen that said DUMBASS.
How did the game know i was a dumbass? This made no friggin sense so i ripped a brick from my wall and smashed it into my television
Frank west is kill ed now
But i heard a ceamrea behind me and it was frank west but he was pale white and weighted over 300 pounds
"You will never kill me now i will kill you again"
Frank grabbed an orange juice galon from his back and shoved it down my throat and i gurgled and died and frank said
"Case closed" and then he grew devil horns and went onto twitter leaking my ip addres
Conclusion
I will never play dead rising agian
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