Doom 666
I played doom when I was 6 and I was traumatised but I found a rom hacked called doom 666 which had satanic mario in it as the main antergonist along with the bloodtubbies cult from that lost Teletubbie episode with dinosaurs and also the EVIL PATRIXXX, as the unkillable time limit enemy. Also Jeff the killer was there for some reason along with his army of fangirls.
Doomguy appeared and shot some of the normal doom enemies but they were bloody than normal and HYPER REALISTIC but doom guy found a drug shotgun, he shot Jeff and killed him because screw Jeff but than EVIL PATRIXXXX APPEARED and doomguy fled like the wind.
Then a bloodtubby cultist appeared and was thrown at EVIL PATRIXXXX, and it died as it was sent to hellx100000 because he touched EVIL PATRIXXXX. doomguy managed to finish the level and then went to super Mario land. He murdered Satan who was also there but it turned out to be Luigi and doomguy didn't care and ripped Luigi's head off because it's doomguy.
He went to the level exit, evading hyper realistic toads as well as some Jeff fans wielding supershotguns angry because there idle was slaughtered but doomguy killed them.
Then he went to hellx1000, and that's where it ended, my computer just exploded and bled and also opened into a vortex to hell. Meanwhile I sat there and said whatever.
Well that was till I found act 2. I opened it up and it started with a bossfight with 10 Jeff the killers but they all got swatted and slapped by the mighty doom guy.
They went to the hellx1000's 4 circle where he met squidward and then killed him because he tried to send them on a side quest known as a fetch quest. Then he went and killed robed tinky winky in a fierce bossfight.
I went to 7 circle and found ghost Luigi who told me that EVIL PATRIXXX would kill you if you don't finish the game in 5 days and it's been FOUR DAYS!!!. Luigi says "don't worry, the final bossfight is right behind me".
Mario leaps out of Luigi's ghost and I shoot him in the face to kill him. He met a very bitter end due to the max level shotgun. The EVIL PATRIXXX gave me mercy thankgod.
The end
Written by Lord swagger the 10th
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