Fruit.exe

I really love fruit. Or should I say, loved. One day, my friend Tyrone called me and said,

"Yo Diana Raas, I got dis sweet game here. You gonna like it homes".

2 minutes later Tyrone arrived at my door. He was covered in hyper realistic fruit juice. He was dead.

In his hands he had a disc: a disc which read "Fruit.exe". I was very excited, but for some reason I got an eerie feeling from this disc.

Something was off. I tried calling Tyrone to ask for more information; however I only reached his voicemail. I was not very frightened, because I did not give a shit.

I ran to my basement and grabbed an apple. Then I ran upstairs and ate the apple. After that I ran to the basement to play "Fruit.exe", on my apple iMac.

I booted up the game. It was very scary. I pressed play.

I had to pick a fruit to play. I went with my favourite, banana. The banana did not look like a regular banana, it was red. I had to fight my way through lots of different fruit. I beat the apple, and the mango. But then something strange happened. I was fighting a broccoli. A broccoli is no fruit.

I called Tyrone to ask him what the fuck was going on but he was dead.

I never played Fruit.exe again.

In the game of fruit, you win or you lose.

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