He had so many teeth
Last night I woke up to see a man standing at my window. He was smiling down at me with a mouth full of too many teeth.
"Yo I think you need to see a dentist," I said before rolling over and trying to fall back asleep.
He lifted a finger that was far too long to be a human finger and started tapping on the glass.
"Man that can't be right, you really should see a doctor."
"I... Don't... Have... Insurance," he rasped.
Then his head started turning 360 degrees like in the exorcist or some shit. At that point I realized a doctor probably couldn't fix whatever his problem was. So made him a sandwich but I snuck in some garlic because garlic kills all those weird ass creatures. Right?
Well I left the sandwich on my front door and he ate it but he didn't die. Now he won't stop tapping on my window. I think the sandwich only energized him. What do I do??? HELP??? I'm kinda scared now. Do you think he can pick locks with his extra long finger?
Help. Please.
Credited to BlairDaniels
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