I Babysat A Zombie Dog And Smelled Something Weird
Hello besties of cruddynorest. Something insane happened to me this weekend. My friend, Lola Flafloon, and her family went out of town for the weekend and entrusted me with babysitting their darling dog, Fluufuu! She was the sweetest thing, so white and curly, and quiet, and well-behaved, thirteen years ago when she was still alive
But now, Fluufuu is a thirty year old zombie dog (she died at seventeen, if you can do math) she is gray and green, has one leg, and one eye, which is pretty much liquid. When she's happy, the bit of brain sticking out of her cracked skull pulsates so cutely!
She barks a lot because she has separation anxiety, and her breath smells like a rotting corpse! Maybe because she is. I had to feed her a whole watermelon for each meal. I also was told to reattach her tooth (the Flafloons lost the other ones) every time, cause it keeps coming out. She goes outside every ten minutes so her organs don't seep onto the floor. I'm honestly surprised she still has them, and that they're still wet, but she's always been a robust and well-loved girl!
The house is well stocked with candles, air freshener plugs, and Febreze (Febreeze? Well, the spray stuff. This isn't a paid advertisement!) so I hardly smell her rotting flesh. She slept on her giant plush horsie bed most of the day, so I got to catch up on some shows
It was about midnight and I was in the middle of watching Mobile Suit Gundarn and texting my sister. She wasn't responding but I wanted to keep bugging her. I told her I smelled bacon for no reason. It was weird because I hadn't made anything that smelled like that, and it was far different from rotting zombie dog stench
The most utterly horrifying thing, though, is that when my sister texted me back. She said she smelled bacon at the exact same time? Nobody else was awake at home. And we live almost thirty minutes away from the Flafloons!
I think we may have a bacon ghost on our hands! I'm not sure if I'll agree to pet sit for them again. I really don't want to have to smell bacon and deal with ghosts...
Credited to mysticaltater
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