I Caused The Whole Entire Universe To Freeze Except It Was Actually Evil Patrixxx

So I was just minding my own business, playing my favorite video game when all of a sudden everything froze on my PC and the screen turned into the blue screen of death crash. I was freaking out, thinking it was all my fault, but then I noticed that the world outside my window seemed to be frozen as well. It was like time had stopped or something.

That's when I realized it was the work of EVIL PATRIXXX!!!!!! He's always causing chaos and mayhem just for his own entertainment. I confronted him and was like: "Dude, come on man. This isn't funny. I have things to do!"

But EVIL PATRIXXX just laughed and said: "Too bad, because I'm EVIL PATRIXXX!!! And I do what I want."

I was frustrated, but I knew there was no arguing with him. So I just waited for him to finish his little tantrum. And eventually he got bored and fixed everything, returning the world back to normal.

But I was fed up with his antics. I told him: "You really need to stop pulling these stunts all the time. It's not cool man."

EVIL PATRIXXX just shrugged and said: "Yeah, yeah. I'll try to behave better or whatever." But I knew deep down that he was just a giant troll and he'd probably do it all again in a heartbeat.

But then, as I was walking away, EVIL PATRIXXX suddenly used his magic powers to make me die! I turned into a ghost, but somehow I was still able to write this story. Then EVIL PATRIXXX made my ghost die too, using his magic powers yet I am also still writing this. So, if you see EVIL PATRIXXX, do not talk to him or else he will kill you.

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