I saw something on my commute home
It was a really weird day at work. I left on time, which is always weird.
I jumped in my piece of shit Saturn. I was surprised that it started first time. I don't know how cars work but how they turned a planet into a car is a marvel of modern engineering. I got onto the highway.
Half way through my trip something happened. I am quite sure it wasn't a quarter way through or five eighths. It was certainly half way.
It was half way that I saw it. There was something standing on the edge of the woods. There was just enough moonlight to make out a hunched over silhouette. I didn't think much about it and got home to my cat Tiddles.
The next day I was driving along the same highway - about a mile further down from the day before when I got a clear view of what I saw the day before.
An mouth full of inhumanely long and sharp teeth. Razor sharp claws. Most of all the eyes were filled with black like a demon. Hunched over. A big fat ass.
It let out a gutteral grunt and looked at me. Deep into my soul. It kept looking at me as I drove past.
The next day I did not see the horrible creature again.
I took my cat for a walk (continuity BUYA) along the edge of the woods (foreshadowing BUYA).
I saw that horrible face. I saw those long teeth and sharp claws. I saw it's big fat ass. And it saw me.
In a moment it was attacking me. Everytime I tried to get up there was a flurry of teeth and claws. It would ram me with its big fat ass.
Finally a neighbour came to help me and the evil wombat ran off. My cat also survived.
I got plenty of cuts and bites but I am fine after spending some time in hospital. There is only one thing. This morning Tiddles was playing in a hole. I went to investigate. It is a Wombat burrow
Credited to teambob
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