MR CRABS DIES!!!!11

A trollpasta made by me and my friends.

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I was sitting around in my living room, and my TV turned on on its own!!!!11 It showned an episode of SpogneBobSquarePants, which I'll never view the same afterards. I wish I could undo this. The theme song was normal for the first half, but then it showned a dead kid for a split second!!! Not any kid, but MY KID!!1 When I went to check up on him, he was GONE!!!!!!!!@#@ When I came back down, the theme song was still playing for some goddam reason. It kept repeating, was low-pitched and had SCREMING!1 the episdo started and was called Mr. Crabs dies! It started with Sponge Bob sitting in his bed with his back turnd, crying about how he was frired. THEN HE PULED OUT A NIFE AND WENT TO THE CRUSTY CRAB he frist ripped skwidard face off!!!!!!!#@%$#@ (aw hell naw) then he went to mr crab office and the knife became hyperrealistic sponge Bob eye became hyper real and then he hyper realistically stabbed mr crab who turned hypr realistic and spewed hyper realistic blod outa his hyper real cheszt.!,:n/=+p0 he then turned to the tv with his hyper realisitcly hyoerealistic eyes and said “i know were you live johnathaniel1!!!1!!!!1@“ and I was a S H O C K. TEHN I HJEARD A KNOK ON ME DOR. AS IM WUZ ONCE WRITING THIS, SPLORGOBOLORPOBO BOOP ISWAS BANGING ON MY DOOR… I ANSWERED AFTR A FEW DAY AND HE KIL ME! I am ghost writing this and if u find MEh TV brurn it destrory it end it

AW HELL NAW, MR KRAB DEMISE BECAME AN ESSY PEE???

Item #: SCP-8085 Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-8085-A and -B are to be contained in neighbouring, standard-size cells, a distance of 1.5m away from each other. Under the circumstances SCP-8085 is breached, SCP-8085-A and -B are to be kept no less than a 1m distance between each other at all costs.

Description: SCP-8085-A is a standard tube television dating back to 19██. When turned on, it constantly plays a nonexistent to date episode of the children’s show “SpongeBob SquarePants” entitled “Mr Crabs Dies” [sic]. It consists of SpongeBob, the titular character, crying about being fired from his job, then to kill the employees of the Krusty Krab, in the show renamed “Crusty Crabb” [sic]. It has been described as “painfully childish, cliché-ly morbid”, by D-Class personnel over the age of 12. Persons equal to or under the age of 12 describe the episode as “something I never wanted to see now or ever.” SCP-8085-B is the corpse of an unidentified, 17 -year-old male. When in close proximity to SCP-8085-A, it will begin quivering. In a 0.5m radius of SCP-8085-A, it will become fully animate and will repeatedly attack SCP-8085-A until forcibly seized.

Addendum 8085-1: During a breach, SCP-8085-B experienced abnormal behavior. It animated despite not meeting the fulfilled requirements for it being fully triggered. It found the nearest writing utensil and wrote what appears to be a diary entry on the nearest flat surface. It reads, verbatim:

DEAR DIRY

IM CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE I WNNA STOP IT AND IF I CANT I WANNA STOP MYSLEF I DONT WNAT TO SO IT ANYMORE END ME ED ME END END END IS NIGH

After writing this, SCP-8085-B began to develop suicidal tendencies. SCP-8085-B’s containment cell is now equipped with restraints.

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