Never Anger Concreters

I was walking back from work to my car. I was eating a packet of crisps. I was so engrossed in the salt and vinegar flavour that I didn't notice the wet concrete in front of me.

The cry of, "Whatcha doing ya wanker!?" roused me from my stupor. Along with the sensation of sinking into wet concrete. "I'll fucking have you aye," said the concreter as I ran for my life. The concreters chased after me.

As I stepped on the footpath an amazing thing happened. That footpath also turned into wet concrete. The concreters doing that section likewise took chase.

I jumped in my car to effect my escape. I only made it a short distance before the road turned into wet concrete. Somehow my Yaris made progress through the muck, meanwhile the concreters working on the road began chasing me.

I finally arrived home. Stepping out of my car I felt the familiar sensation of stepping into wet concrete.

I raced up to my bed and jumped in. Only to discover that it too was wet concrete.

My bed has now dried and I'm stuck. It's not so bad. I have the telly and Uber eats. Could someone send the MythBusters to explode all this concrete?

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Credited to teambob 

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