Patricks serious neck pains
i woke up on a saturday with some serious neck pains and i decided to watch some spongebob
the episode started normally with the title card, "Patrick Serious Neck pains", i had not seen this one yet but i chuckled at the coincidence.
it faded into patricks rock, he woke up jurning the night and screamed "oww", he realised he had not slept correctly and fell to floor, knowing he would have to walk it off, so he went too go watch tv.
he tried to bend over to get on the chair but failed, and screamed "owww"
he tried to get icecream but couldn't reach the freezer with his neck pains
he knew he couldn't survive without icecream for more then 2 hours
so he ran too spongebobs house
he knocked on his door
spongebob opened the door and patrick fell to his knees. " YOU GOTTA HELP ME SPONGEBOB!, I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE!"
spongebob asked him what was wrong and looked unamused, "get over yourself patrick, walk it off"
patrick screamed ow and cryed for 11 minutes and then the camera zoomed into patrick face
it was all bloddy and had no eyes
he turned into patrick.exe
he walked to spongebob house and kuled hum
"hahah no more spongebob hahaha" patrick muttered
he walked over to squidwards house and showed him dead spongebob body
squidward jumped for joy "yay yay yay spongebob is finally gone now i can play my calrnet!"
patrick killed squidward with his exe powers because he didnt want too hear his claranet
patrick then killed mr krabs so he could pay his medical bills and remove his neck pains
i was so scared and i jumped into bed
and my neck pains kicked in and i heard a scream "ow"
i got knife and put it in tv and in my balls so no more children
good ending night! :)
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