Patrixxx Haiku

The following is a collection of Haiku Poetry written about Evil Patrixxx. Feel free to edit this page and add your own Evil Patrixxx Haiku and credit yourself or make up a silly name. (Remember a Haiku poems have 3 lines, the first have 5 syllables, the second has 7, and the third has 5 again lol.)

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Haiku Patrixxx

"Patrixxx's Bed Time" by Alice Pretty

I seen the Patrixxx,

His face was colored with white,

He was go to sleep.

"The Grande Olde Patrixxx" by Alfred, Lord Patrixxx:

The Grande Olde Patrixxx,

So grandiose that Patrixxx,

He gonna kill you.

"Patrixxx Jigsaw Puzzle" by Jerrith Johnning:

I was play the Jigsaw,

Patrixxx was appeared and dead,

I was a killed man.

"Chain Letter Mama's Address" by Joe Affishing:

I sent chain letter,

Mama was turned into Patrixxx,

Killed me anyway.

"Die Somewhere Cold" by Lex Lolixx

Alaskan Patrixxx,

Blast that Evil Patrixxx Man!

He killed me in cold.

"Evil Legos" by Skril Eniss

Them you must not speak,

The stab your foot at nighttime,

And Patrixxx killed mah.

"For Your Head" by Lug of Klugg

I ate my own head,

Because Patrixxx was gone to,

Get some ketchup yes.

"Hard Drive Parable" by Joe Roory

Oh yes the hard drives,

They so important to me!

Patrixxx kills them though... :(

"Lunch" by Odezu Makaanz

It was time indeed.

Lunch: Cheese, tomato, garlic.

I died, Patrixxx ate... :(

"Scariest Story Ever" by Zelmeth Thulling

It was time to eat,

People for breakfast with sauce,

Tomato sauce yeah.

Patrixxx Appeared by Jul Kullolklitz

The Patrixxx appeared

He said unto me, "You're dead!"

Dead I was indeed.

Patrixxx gets Disease by Lor Klulix

Patrixxs was quite sick,

Doctor said he had disease,

And died, did doctor.

Teh Man Said by Jon Rencher

Man appeared, man said:

"If you don't surrend chain letter"

You know the drill - DEAD.

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