Plague Doctor

Henlo. So all this talk about unhumanly tall unhumanoids got me thinking, why aren't I part of the in crowd? I made a pentagram and covered it in some bubonics and coronas in a 666 shape and chanted "uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu" sixty nine times in a mirror, waiting for some tall thing to appear. I also lit candles, obviously.

Well, that did it, I thought. Ghosted by a ghost. Guess not even spirits are desperate enough to want me. I decided to call it a night. "A NIGHT!"

"Shut the fuck up," my dad mumbled from his bedroom next door. I gently placed my bubonic and corona into their little petri dishes and kissed them good night.

I was awakened at the witching hour of 4:20 to the annoying as frick sound of pecking on my window. Through the moonlight, I saw a plague doctor mask. My first thought was being upset that he pecked a hole in the screen. My other thought was wondering if he had wings, seeing as my room's on the second floor. But no. He was just that long! Almost as tall as my house!

I opened the window and asked what he wanted. He cocked his head at me like a robin listening for worms and then tipped over, landing with a loud thud. I craned my neck as far as I could to see if I could tell if he was ok, but it was night so I really didn't have that good a view. Whatever. I went back to sleep and purposed to check on him in the morning.

When I woke up at noon, I looked out the window and saw him, still dead on the ground. Or sleeping? Is that how plague doctors sleep? I threw some birdseed on him once I went downstairs. Nope. He ded. Can't tell if it was from a plague or a concussion. But he was quite unhumanly tall. Is that even the trend anymore? It just wouldn't be as spooky if he were like a microscopic plague doctor. But then again, I do have an extra petri dish for him. Alas, he's too lengthened to even fit in the house.

Anywho, I have a dead plague doctor in my yard AMA!

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Credited to mysticaltater 

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