Pyukumuku Robs A McDonalds
Ever since the Alola region was discovered, Pyukumuku has been my favorite Pokemon. Until now. Now, I realize that Pyukumuku is heartless and evil, despite its cute appearance. This realization came to me after one harrowing day at a nearby McDonald's. Now, you may be quoting The Avengers right now. Why? Well, you're probably saying "What the hell happened here?". It's that simple. Now, I will tell you about the time a Pyukumuku robbed a nearby McDonald's.
I used to go to that McDonald's every day because my friend Brewster worked there. Every morning, I would visit Brewster and we would talk. Then some bitchy Karen would yell at us and threaten to call the manager. That's not important, but I feel like it was, so there's that. Anyway, the day started like any other day. I was at one of the tables, talking to Brewster. Squidward, one of Brewster's co-workers, was working at the cash register. Rudy, another one of my friends, was ordering his food. Some celebrities were at this McDonald's, mainly pastatubers, discussing creepypastas. BTS was blaring on the radio, hurting everyone's ears. Then, it happened.
A Pyukumuku bounced into the facility. It was gripping a gun with its intestines. However, we were all dumbasses and assumed it was a toy until Pyukumuku babbled some nonsense in its Pokemon language an 360 no-scoped Squidward. We watched, horrified, as it grabbed a paper bag and shoved money from the cash register in it. It babbled some more when it noticed the name tag on Brewster, who was shot shortly afterwards. I will never forget the hyper realistic blood that shot out of his forehead before he completely exploded. Of course, there was hyper realistic blood everywhere, and that is a pain in the ass to get out of your clothes. I swear to The Almighty Shadow Reader that Brewster has more blood than a stereotypical lost episode creepypasta and an anime character combined. I blacked out after that.
When I woke up, my clothes were still bloody. The only bodies that were on the floor were Squidward's and Brewster's. I assumed that everyone else had fled. I read some words written in the overused blood on the wall.
"You ain't gonna say shit to the cops."
I went home, washed my clothes, and tore down all my Pyukumuku merch. I couldn't see what was once a baby the same way again.
Credited to RainbowChalkSiamese
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