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FEATURED PASTAS

The Real Reason Why Sonic Doesn’t Eat Chilli Dogs Any More "Why in gods name was Sonic, the famous American character, speaking Spanish?! This goes completely against his established personality! He would never say such a horrible thing!"

5/5/2024 "I smiled as I heard the sound of military aircraft and then the direct sound of a nuclear emergency siren. First, it was just simple war sirens but now they had transcended to nuclear ones."

NewlyDEADs "I was bone tired after work, asleep on my couch, but a bone-chilling sound woke me up in the early evening."

Courage the Cowardly Dog - Banned Episode "Courage gulps and suddenly the goat starts chasing everyone with the axe, Eustace awakes and shouts 'Fucking dog and goat.'"

List of past featured pastas