The Experiment with Science
In 1965 a team of Russian scientists decided to see what will happen if they really fuck up a human being by doing operations and science on him. So they did. The did much science and operations and then they kicked the man in the balls for good measure. Surely something interesting will happen, they thought. On the fifth hour of the science project something strange began to happen. The test subject died. Well that's disappointing, the scientists said, but they did not give up. They decided to do even more science on the man. So they hooked the body to a transformer and ran 10000 volts through him. Now we will see some weird shit they thought and they were right. The body exploded! There were strange red markings on the wall and chunks of meat everywhere. The scientist were confused, but they decided to do even more science. They decided to gather the chunks of meat in a bucket, installed a speaker on top of it, plugged the speaker in a audio system and started listening for messages from God. On the fifth hour of the listening something strange happened again. An armed guard of the laboratory shot them all with his AK-47 because he was disgusted with their behavior. As he shot them he shouted: "Where is your God now?". The science project was closed, the soldier was sent to Siberia, and nobody heard anything about this project for decades to come.
Credited to elpresidente-4
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