The House
Once upon a time in 1753 there was no technology and people created their own foods to feed their families and starving children with disease cancer. So one day there was the empty field (you know with grass, trees and stuff like from the old times). Anyway C'Shan commanded Evil Patrixx to build a house there so he builds the house and then a hyperrealistic family moves in there.
The Dad was a farmer named "Mr. Skudding" and the mom was named "Mary the Sad" and she was sad all the time because she was to be married to a Team Jacob Vampire Man but he was killed by Evil Kipperxx so she had to mary s2ped farmer. She would cry hyperrealistic tears and it would seep into the wood on the floor and all of her sad became part of the house. She had 4 dipshit children named "Lee Lol", "William Buttox", "Suzzie Lol", and "Dead Fish" and they be so dumb that they would hit eachother in the head with pickaxes and blood and guts got all over the floor and became mixed with the sad of their mama's address and then the mom died of stuff and she die and so did the farmer and after they were dead (and stuff) they became ghosts.
Here's the secret of the house this house be no ordinary house. No way lol. This be the HOUSE ALL THE DEAD (and stuff) so so here's the secret lol: anyone who goes into the house dies.
One day like lol there was a kid named Johnathan Meetsuken. He wakes up and says "2 day I will play baseball in the empty feild next to the sadly old creepypasta house built in 1753". And sho he steals a potato from the old abandoned farm and ghost of farmer appears and said "YOU GOOD FOR NOTHIN KNICKER SUCKER YOU!!!" but the boy says "Lol it's just a glitch" and goes to the field hits the potato and it flys throug the windows of the saddly old house and then the ghost of the mama's adress appears out the window with hyperrealistic bloody tears all over the ground and says "YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING KNICKER SUCKER YOU!!!!!!1!"and the kid says "Lol this is so dumb" and goes into the house and retrieves the ball. WELL AS A RESULT HE DIED OF OLDNESS 126 YEARS LATER AND ITS ALL BECAUSE HE WENT INTO THE HOUSE!!! Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!
So later there be a little girld named "Su Lol" and she had her favorite bunny doll that she got for Christmas on Marchtober 256th of 1566 and the threw it in the air and it fell in the chimney and she cried for 2 days but then she said "lol whatever" and goes into the house and gets her bunny... BUT 666 YEARS LATER SHE DIED SO YOUNG 2 ONLY 671 YEARS OLD!!!! By the way did you know that the little girl is still alive today? She lives in the house because she was a loser and her mama told her to kiss her buttox and find somewhere else to live (or a lady if she was a lady) and stuff like that.
Also in 1247 a little kid wanted to find somewhere to play his 3DS without other kids watching him so he find the house and a delusional old lady kicked his buttox and he fell down the well and the old lady stole his 3DS and took picture of the hyperrealistic creepypasta house and White Hand came out and said "I INVADE UR POKEMON GAME!!!". the old layd said "I don't have one" and the white hand said "Boo hoo no pokemon game to make you death with! Wait - do you want to buy a pokemon game from 1953 plus shipping and handling?" She yelled at the White Hand "FAT!" and the White Hand said "You will regret that!" and he shot a hyperrealstic torture device at her and she be tortured for 1 second and she said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!" and runned away and the hand saidl "Lol" and took the 3DS and gived it to Patrixx and he say "lol" and go away and White Hand said "She is delusional there is no house!"
And you know what? Something else happened in 954! One day there was a kid playign his 5DS all he had for it was a POkemon Blue game that was cursed by the Evil Patrixx because the kid said he didn't want to die because he was making Patrixx and Egg sandvich and a doge took it and so Patrixx killed the doge and cursed his favorite game. He had a hyperrealistic sad Pikachu that was level -1 and died every step the kid took in the game and he found missingo. in the game and it came out of the screen and said "boo" and this kid messed himself. The missingo gave a luigi board 2 the kid and said "lol if u wana uncurse your game you've gotta do this k? Byes guys." he disappeared and the kid used the luigiboard and DIED!!!! AND THAT IT!!! By the way the kid lived in the hyperrealistic creppypasta house as well.
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Written by Church of C'Shan
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