The Rabbet Man

Ok so i saw this big rabbit suit in my closet? My kids keep calling it big chungus and taking the suit and surrounding it with 5 candles?? They look at me strangely now, and acting strange. like they are keeping saying "wholesome keanu reevres 100 breathtaking?" then it was 3 am and i heard some banging from the closet and there was the suit again. Except it was not normal. There was something heavy inside. Like a man. and then it detaches itself from the metal rod where all the metal hangers go and the man just falls on the floor. aLmost seems like he dropped dead. So yeah it chased me and tried to shove a man called Ki Anu Reeves down my throat and now i am hiding in a carrot field. Hopefully totaly he will not find me

UPDATE: (URGENT) I BEAT HIS ASS. I BEAT BIG CHUNGUS' ASS.

I stopped being a dumb pussy and realized who I was dealing with. I've seen him before, he was the funny meme Big Chungus. In order to stop him I needed to find the funnier meme. I was on the run for many days, 4 to be exact, when then I stopped... dead in my tracks.

The man's house, right next to me. Something was playing on the TV. A grandfather calls his grandson to the garage, telling him to flip the pickle, which he responds with "Is it going to be an alien dick or something?"

This was it. I knew I had finally found it.

Mortimer (the grandson), flips over the pickle with a nearby screwdriver, as to not touch what could be a phallus. Then the scientist grandfather responds.

"I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, MORTY! I'M PICKLE RICK!"

I finally found something funnier than Big Chungus. It was the funniest shit I had ever seen.

Big Chungus, (who was chasing me), is weakened. He would soon fall out of relevance, and he knew that. He would never hurt or interfere with anybody ever again. He is on the ground, pleading for mercy. Now that he was weakened...

I showed that bastard no mercy.

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Credited to shmiika 

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