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"I stared at the Genesis for so long my hands, eyes, and anal sphincter became sunburned."
Barney
"As soon as I saw the barney suit I thought something was off. I wasn't sure at the time what was strange about but it gave of a dry, old odor coming from the inside."
Lake Evil
"Swimming in Lake Evil can cause blood pooling in the gums, nausea, vomiting, anemia, diarrhea, and fatigue."
CoD: Black Hell Ops
"it showed my character looking down to his feet as he's being pulled through the ground by the hands, and screaming and begging for his life in what seems like Italian."
I once knew a friend. He and I would trade Pokémon cards, play the games, and you might as well call us the "ultimate Pokémon nerds" as did most people, until he saw it. The Jigglypuff. Round, pink, fluffy, he traded as much as he needed to get all of mine. He treasured every one I gave him. He and I watched every episode of the anime with the Pokémon in it: Episode 1, 2, 3, and 4.
I went to his house on an averagely sunny day. But he was not at home. I wondered where he might be as he is usually there on Sundays. I thought he might have gone out to buy more Jigglypuff cards and stuff like that. So I ran home and started sorting my cards. The next day at school, my friend was not on the bus or at school. I thought about yesterday.
"Maybe he was sick yesterday and his parents weren't home. and he still might be sick", I said to myself. (Read more...)
Written by Theninjadanger
- August 17, 2022 - 4 year anniversary for when the original site shut down.
- August 15, 2022 - The Read by HoodoHoodlum category has now been filled up.
- July 28, 2022 - We now have a category for copypastas.
- July 21, 2022 - Happy 11th birthday, Trollpasta Wiki!
- July 20, 2022 - The NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOUR category has been created.
- July 7, 2022 - We now have a Music category.
- Blog 1
- Blog 2
- Blog 3
- Blog 4
- Blog 5
More blogs...
- Adventure Time: Finn’s Metal Gear Revengeance
- The Butcher's Revenge
- Sonic the Hedgehog Lost Demo
- I stilln hate you
- Sonic.GER (God's Everlasting Gift)
- Mario.exe - The Creepypasta Story
- A weird phone call (scary but not that scary)
- After reading creepy pasta
- True or insane
- Tundra Last
- Crash twinsanity (the deleted level)
- Bloody Fruit Loops of Death
- Bittersweet Memories
- Black Death
- Bean
- Brenda
- Blank
- W2lfr3
- WIIWARE
- You cant take me
- You think you’re safe?
- 2024-06-02 18:15:28 The Butcher's Revenge . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-02 18:11:22 Adventure Time: Finn’s Metal Gear Revengeance . . Matzoman
- 2024-06-02 13:50:05 7 Little Monsters . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-02 10:40:07 Sonic the Hedgehog Lost Demo . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-02 07:54:40 Sonic.GER (God's Everlasting Gift) . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-02 05:44:33 I stilln hate you . . Neet Green
- 2024-06-02 01:00:05 Mario.exe - The Creepypasta Story . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-02 00:44:25 A weird phone call (scary but not that scary) . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-02 00:27:55 After reading creepy pasta . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-01 23:20:08 Tundra Last . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-01 23:18:48 True or insane . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-01 11:00:09 Plankton's hunger . . Spongebobcreepy23
- 2024-06-01 07:52:40 Bloody Fruit Loops of Death . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-01 07:51:18 Black Death . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-01 07:50:37 Bean . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-01 07:50:02 Bittersweet Memories . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-01 06:48:33 Hulk: World of Destruction . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-01 06:48:05 The High Price We Pay at the Pump . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-01 06:46:13 Project DARK CANVAS . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-01 06:45:22 Normal Day For A Normal Family . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-01 06:44:53 Kentucky . . Thermometer
Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?
Hosting 14,836 pastas since July 2011
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Clichés List
Do's and Don'ts
POTM Archive
Editing 101
Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.
... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.
For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!
"Some may say that, at the ripe age of 38, my life is a wreck... but that's the life of a LEGO Maniac."
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"I had been tricked by my own favorite character to let the embodiement of evil istelf loose onto the world. He will invade your computer now and drag you into his nightmare realm which is now spewing out of control into our world now. Sonic is the devil himself, and Sally is just another pawn in his horrid game."
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"'Di-Did... Did Mario swear...? Did I hear that from the video...!?'"
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"A few elite dentists keep the fragments of anything they extract and sometimes trade certain specimens for ritual purposes. These rituals can make the caster stronger, tougher, faster, smarter, or more spiritually powerful. Why do you think they're always saying you should get your wisdom teeth pulled?"
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I was a worker, working at Colkinom Laboratories, Wales. We work with drugs and medical elements, creating cures and vaccines. My boss told me that whatever I do, I should never tell anyone about what we are doing. He began acting strangely only a few weeks ago, when we began Project Axolotl: We were aiming to give humans the ability to regenerate lost limbs.
But it went wrong. Horribly wrong.
My boss called me up to see him. He is a tall man with dark hair. He told me that there seemed to be a problem with Testing Area 5B, where my best friend was working. Of course, I immediately took the job of going down there and checking with him if all was good. It was not.
My friend was sweating terribly and breathing heavily. His hands were shaking and he backed away from the testing area. I had never been in a testing area; well, not while there was a professor at work, anyway. I worked upstairs, where we formed chemical combinations and researched, dissected and examined. I thought that, in the testing area, we'd be testing on animals. No matter how cruel that sounds, it sounded a whole lot better than what they were actually doing.
Testing on humans. (Read more...)
- Adventure Time: Finn’s Metal Gear Revengeance
- The Butcher's Revenge
- Sonic the Hedgehog Lost Demo
- I stilln hate you
- Sonic.GER (God's Everlasting Gift)
- Mario.exe - The Creepypasta Story
- A weird phone call (scary but not that scary)
- After reading creepy pasta
- True or insane
- Tundra Last
- Crash twinsanity (the deleted level)
- Bloody Fruit Loops of Death
- Bittersweet Memories
- Black Death
- Bean
- Brenda
- Blank
- W2lfr3
- WIIWARE
- You cant take me
- You think you’re safe?
- 2024-06-02 18:15:28 The Butcher's Revenge . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-02 18:11:22 Adventure Time: Finn’s Metal Gear Revengeance . . Matzoman
- 2024-06-02 13:50:05 7 Little Monsters . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-02 10:40:07 Sonic the Hedgehog Lost Demo . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-02 07:54:40 Sonic.GER (God's Everlasting Gift) . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-02 05:44:33 I stilln hate you . . Neet Green
- 2024-06-02 01:00:05 Mario.exe - The Creepypasta Story . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-02 00:44:25 A weird phone call (scary but not that scary) . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-02 00:27:55 After reading creepy pasta . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-01 23:20:08 Tundra Last . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-01 23:18:48 True or insane . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-01 11:00:09 Plankton's hunger . . Spongebobcreepy23
- 2024-06-01 07:52:40 Bloody Fruit Loops of Death . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-01 07:51:18 Black Death . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-01 07:50:37 Bean . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-01 07:50:02 Bittersweet Memories . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-01 06:48:33 Hulk: World of Destruction . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-01 06:48:05 The High Price We Pay at the Pump . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-01 06:46:13 Project DARK CANVAS . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-01 06:45:22 Normal Day For A Normal Family . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-01 06:44:53 Kentucky . . Thermometer