Wario Ware, Inc.
A few years ago, I was cleaning my attic when I found a blank Game Pak (for GBA) with the words Wario Ware written on it in crude handwriting with sharpie. I had no idea why this was in my attic, but I just got my GBA and popped it in.
When I started the game, it didn't work. I took it out, blew on it, and popped it back in. This time, it worked. It worked like normal, and I made my name and did the introduction stage. This is where it started to get weird, though.
None of the microgames were the same. Well, sort of. The Crazy Cars microgame said to just stand there.
When the car shaped like a shark came by, it smashed into Wario and left him dead and bloodied with treadmarks all over him.
The next game was Wario Wear, the game where you dress Wario. Instead of clothes falling, a bunch of rocks fell and crushed Wario.
When I beat the stage, the end cutscene was not the same. Wario was on the ground, begging me to stop hurting him. For some reason, one last microgame appeared, and it said kill. This time, there was no time limit. Pointing straight over Wario was a rifle. I pressed A, and I killed him, in a bloody explosion. The cutscene just ended.
I was shocked. I wouldn't say I was really scared, just shocked. I continued through the game.
There was a lot of disturbing elements in the game. The cutscenes, like Dr. Crygor's opening cutscene, showed him drinking the potion.
However, instead of him getting food poisoning, he just fell over and died. In Orbulon's stage, he ran into an asteroid and his ship exploded, killing him. Still, none of the microgames were the same.
I got to Wario's last stage and the end cutscene was scary. It started off normal, but when Wario crashed into Dr. Crygor with the rocket ship, they plunged straight towards the other characters on the beach, killing them in a massive explosion.
I was scared at this point. I turned off the game, ripped out the game, and buried in my back yard. I hope no one ever finds it, because that game is evil.
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Credited to Koopakrush
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